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| Name: |
Cosmos
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Age: |
Six years old
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| Gender: |
Male |
Breed: |
Golden Retriever |
| Home: |
Atlanta, Georgia, USA |
Sometimes
Dad calls me "Chick Bait" but my real name is Cosmos. I am a
prematurely graying six-year old Golden Retriever bachelor from
Atlanta, GA. Women seem to find me irresistible. My routine is to
pick out the prettiest girl in a crowd, go up to her and imprint my
hairy body against her leg with my head resting on her thigh while I
stare lovingly into her eyes. This shows devotion. Then I rest my head
on her foot in pure contentment. This shows commitment. The effect is
devastatingly successful.
Mom wanted a small dog so Dad gave me to her as a puppy. Immediately,
I ballooned to 121 pounds. Then Mom took control of my diet and now I
am a buff 78 pounds. Mom would like to put Dad on the same diet, but
he says women would probably react to him the same way. Mom says she
is willing to take the chance.
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