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| Name: |
Darby
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Age: |
Fifteen years old
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| Gender: |
Male |
Breed: |
Greyhound mix |
| Home: |
Lexington, Missouri, USA |
Hi!
My name is Darby Crash and I'm fifteen years old. I'm a Greyhound mix
that could out race the best of runners in my day. I used to love racing
about in full speed and crashing into my mom! I thought that was always
soo funny! I also was a mascot for the band Vodka9 and could sing Opera
as well as Pavarotti! All my human friends said I should have been on
David Letterman.
I love food so much that I will eat anything given the chance, and my
mom has to always keep a close eye on me. I am also notorious for
stealing food from people when they are not looking and I once took a
raw chicken right off a barbecue! I am defiantly a 'Epicurious Dog'!
Nowadays I have some trouble getting around and like my special bed more
than getting into trouble. I live in historic Lexington Missouri now, but my
mum found me in Chicago and took me in. I live with a bratty cat named
Kaiser and my girlfriend who is a Rottweiler mix, named Brenn. I am the
one and only Darby Crash Dog!
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