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| Name: |
Bentley
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Age: |
Nine years old
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| Gender: |
Male |
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Papillon
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| Home: |
Travelers Rest, South Carolina, USA |
My name is Bentley Froggy Boo and I am a Papillonious Gigantious. I don't understand how I got so big, as both of my parents were just average size little Papillons. I weigh almost 15 pounds, which is odd because the servants I live with won't ever give me any people food. Still, I forgive them and enjoy their company as long as we all understand everything should be done my way. (Besides, having some size and attitude helps me keep my cousin, the German Shepherd, in his place.) Naturally, I still have the amazing agility and intelligence of regular Papillons.
When I'm not busy keeping my minions in line, I guard the house and yard, chase chipmunks and birds, do a little recreational digging, play with my toys, chew the occasional bug for protein, run madly in circles all around the house, and generally make my wishes known through my extensive rep-ertoire of barks, whines, growls, and yips. All this activity means I need my naps and fortunately all the beds in my house fit me just fine. I'm not averse to creeping up on a pillow either, even if one of my serfs is already sleeping on it.
Things I like: other dogs, little kids and especially babies, showing off my many tricks, stealing socks, having the peasants pet me for hours, traveling in the car (only when comfortably reclining on a lap), walking on the beach, taking a sun bath on the deck, hiking, watching TV on the couch, having books and the newspaper read to me, and going to the dog park to play with my friends.
Things I do not like: baths, basketballs, the vacuum cleaner, getting my teeth brushed, shots, thunderstorms, or receiving any critique of my behavior (the nerve!).
All in all, although my people are sometimes a little slow on the up-take and I need to repeat instructions for my care and entertainment, I have a happy disposition and a fun, interesting life.
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